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Dorothy Parker was a poet, short-story writer, theater critic and screenwriter. She is best known as one of the wittiest members of the Algonquin Round Table. When she wrote her own epitaph she stated, "Excuse my dust."
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
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